There’s been so much marriage equality stuff going around that I decided to make my own icon inspired after the infamous icon floating around Facebook. #Itsallaboutlove
Perfect.
florida man continues to be a menace to society
Worst Super Hero ever.
I look like an idiot in this restaurant right now.. If only Florida man were here..
(Reblogged from thebluthcompany)
shipping wars
hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship
you were saying
oh no
oh yes
now where’s the fanfic?
FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.
“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.
“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss.
“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’
“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.
Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…
his package
I’m done with you all.
GOD DAMMIT I WAS READING THIS IN *CLASS*. CLASS I SAY. I ALMOST LOST MY SHIT.
Hey, if it fits I’ll ship it.
I’m 53534444444355464360360000000000000000000000000000000000000000% done with you, Tumblr.
(Source: l3lue-shift)
